|Not this type of Challenge. Or maybe it is that type, who am I to say?
Pic via cxmagazine.com
”Challenges are what make life interesting, overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” Unknown
It has finally come. The time for me to start my own business. I have often wanted to explore my entrepreneurial side. But nothing has been so earth shattering that I thought it would change the world and be worth the time and effort that would be needed.
The whole Hamburger Cupcake thing was already taken.
|Found this via Google Here|
BUT…… Then I saw this!
I am pleased to announce the formation of Unicorn Velocipedes International National Manufacturing Company of Pennsylvania. As we, in the acronym heavy bicycle industry, will refer to this newly formed conglomerate UVINMCP.
This exciting venture is not to be confused with this existing product.
|The Honda Unicorn sold in India|
What kind of Unicorn is that any way? It doesn’t even have a horn.
See if you type in Unicorn Bike into your search engine of choice (Mine happens to be Google like millions of other adults) you get this motorized beast. The difference here is that we will not be producing a “Bike”. “Bike” is a four letter word and probably should be on George Carlin’s list of Seven Dirty Words. Five of these words are four letter words so to call something as glamorous as the UVINMCP creation a bike is the same thing as cursing.
That would not be acceptable for a creation as glamorous as this rideable unicorn. We must refer to this noble steed by its rightful name: a Bicycle.
I have a seasoned sales representative and a credit department already in place. Now I need to move onto the manufacturing end of this. This prototype appears to be created out of paper mache. Since I am blessed to live in a mythical fairy land I can source my material here…
|They have to have everything I need right?|
As my product reaches production phase this forum will be used solely for the purpose of lining my pockets with gold and marshmallow peeps.
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You need to get an Intellectual Property attorney on this ASAP!
Innovation needs protection!
I'm gonna have to get on that.
You are my mythical fairyland hero.
I need that!
Vern I have been called many things in my life but that may be the first time I have ever been called mythical fairyland hero.